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Thursday, 11 January 2018

100 Top Cool Whatsapp Status In Hindi & English

Top 100 Cool Whatsapp Status In Hindi & English


Cool Whatsapp Status In English


1. Unlike protons, I don’t deal with negativity.

2. ME+my room+ music+internet connection+ no study= a perfect day

3. The key of happiness is SAANU key….

4.  Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.

5. If u can’t do great things, then do small and simple things in a great way

6. Never mess with a guy who’s going through a breakup #Virat #IndvsAus

7. He Is Very Poor Because He Have Only Money..Cool

8. I FELT LIKE AN ANIMAL, & ANIMALS DON’T KNOW SIN, DO THEY?

9. YOU CAN’T BURN ME.

10. I DON’T NEED A HAIR STYLIST, MY PILLOW GIVES ME A NEW HAIRSTYLE EVERY 
MRNG ..

11. I’M SORRY THAT IM NOT UPDATING MY FACEBOOK STATUS, MY CAT ATE MY MOUSE.

12. Always smiling, because yur smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!

13. Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.

14. BUY MY ALARM CLOCK & YOU WILL SLEEP SOUNDLY.

15. Your looks don’t make u Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful.

16. The best dreams happen when eyes are opend,,

17. In “Success” all depends on the 2nd letter.

18. Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Sunday, please fix it !

19. Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!!

20. After Monday & Tuesday, even calendar says W T F..(Whtsap,Fb,Twitr)

21. #People with status don’t need status.. #

22. I’ll hit u so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to find you

23. I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. ..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…!!

24. When i was born..DEVIL said..”Oh Shit..!!!! Competition

25. I’m not failed… my success is just postponed.

26. We all r born to die don’t feel more special than me,,

27. The only way to do great work is to love what u do.

28. Every problem comes with some solution. …..If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!

29. You have to learn the rules of the game. And then u have to play better than anyone else.

30. Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, u must keep moving.

31. Math Rule-: If it seems easy, you are doing it wrong.

32. When I was born. Devil said,”Oh Shit! Competition!!!”

33. I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!

34. Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.!!

35. Save water & drink beer…cool..

36. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman..!!

37. Train your mind to see good in everything…

38. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker…!

39. Hey there Whatsapp is using me…

40. Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world… if u do so, u are insulting yourself…

41. Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.

42. Beauty Fades After A Time, But Personality Is Forever!

43. No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.

44. If a hug tells you how much I love u, I would hold you in my arms forever.

45. If people are talking behind your back, Be Happy that U R The one in front…

46. Dear Math plzz grow up & Solve your own problem, I’M tried of for solving them for U…

47. IF LIFE IS NOT SMILING AT YOU, GIVE IT A GOOD TICKLING.

48. Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, fall in love, and regret nothing.

49. Mistakes are proof that you are trying..



50. If you can't convince them, confuse them.

51. I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I'm smoking.

52. I'm not drunk, I'm just chemically off-balanced.

53. Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.

54. I'm so poor that I can't pay attention in class.

55. Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.

56. I'm not virgin, my life fucks me every day.

57. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

58. Save water drink beer.

59. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

60. Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.

61. Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.

62. I love my job only when I'm on vacation

63. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.

64. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

65. In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

66. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? they both have an iPhone.

67. Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.

68. Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.

69. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle... He's dreaming too.


Cool Whatsapp Status In Hindi

70. नमक की तरह हो गयी है जिंदगी, लोग स्वादानुसार इस्तेमाल कर लेते हैं

71. कुछ लोग खुदको शेर समजते हैं…। मगर हम वो इन्सान है…। जो शेरो को भी कुत्ते जैसे घुमाते है..

72. बदल गया है जमाना पहले माँ का पेर छू कर निकलते थे, अब मोबाइल की बेटरी फुल करके निकलते है.

73. उनसे कहना की किस्मत पे इतना नाज़ ना करो.! हमने बारीश में भी,जलते हुए मकान देखे हैं.!

74. इसी बात से लगा लेना मेरी शोहरत का अन्दाजा.. वो मुझे सलाम करते है, जिन्हे तु सलाम करता हैं !

75. हम मशहुर होने का दावा तो नही करते… मगर..जिसे भी आखँ भर कर देख लेते है उसे उलझन मे जरुर डाल देते है

76. जिंदगीमें बडी शिद्दत से निभाओ अपना किरदार, कि परदा गिरने के बाद भी तालीयाँ बजती रहे…।

77. ज़हासे तेरी बादशाही खत्म होंती हे, वहासे मेरी नवाबी सुरु होती हे

78. नफरतों को जलाओ… मुहब्बत की रौशनी होगी… इंसान तो जब भी जले… राख ही हुऐ ।।

79. आपकी घड़ी कितनी भी कीमती हो, वक़्त तो ऊपर वाले के हिसाब से चलता है.

80. तू पटाखा है किसी और का, तुझे फोड़ता कोई और है.

81. इन्कार है जिन्हे आज मुझसे मेरा वक्त देखकर,मै खूद को इतना काबील बनाउंगा वो मिलेंगे मूझसे वक्त लेकर!

82. सुधरी हे तो बस मेरी आदते… वरना मेरे शौक.. वो तो आज भी तेरी औकात से ऊँचे हैं…!!!

83. हुकुमत वो ही करता हे जिसका दिलो पर राज होता हे !!!! वरना यू तो गली के मुर्गो के सिरो पे भी ताज होता हे ……!!!

84. अगर जींदगी मे कुछ पाना हो तो तरीके बदलो, ईरादे नही..

85. #Shadi khud ki GF se Karni Chahiye…dusro ki GF se to Ghar Wale bi karwa dete hai!

86. !!Maine bhi badal diya hai zindagi ke rule ko….Ab jo yad karega vo hi yad rahega…

87. Zindgi bhut choti hai….hamesha haste rahe!

89. “Oye तू तेरे ATTITUDE की फोटो खींच कर OLX पे बेच दे, क्योंकि पुरानी चीज Hum Ko पसंद नहीं”

90. Chinta na karo hamesha Kush Raho..

91. !Zindgi ka pata nahi kab ruk jaye ,Is lye Apna Supne Jaldi pure kore..

 92. Hathiar to shok ke leyi rakha karte hai ,, Khoof ke liye to naam hi kafi hai…

93. !Pyar kiya nahi jata pyar to ho jata hai….

94. लोग कहते हे Ki मेरा भी समय आयेगा ,,,में केहता हु मेरा समय में ख़ुद लाऊगा..

95. तजुर्बे ने एक ही बात सिखाई है ,_नया दर्द ही पुराने दर्द की दवाई है . .!!

96. “यू हर किसी के हाथों बिकने को तैयार नहीं,ये YADAV का जिगर है तेरे शहर का अखबार नहीं”

97. ! 2 Chije hai jo kahtam nahi hoti ik to “Universe” or Dosri Human “stupidity”..

98. Mehfil me Baat Un ki Hoti hai _Jin me koi to Baat Hoto hai…

99. Baap Ke Samne अयाशी Or Rajput K Samne बदमाशी बेटा भूल कर भी मत करिओ !!

100. Hum to un pe mrte hai,pata ni kyu wo hme katilana najer se dekhte hai…

101. Chahta to tumhe do pal me hi apna bna leta..par kam ke karn busy tha..

102. !!Bimaar Admi ke saath koi, bimaar nahi ho jaata hai…

103. तुम मुझे अच्छे या बुरे नहीं लगते बस अपने लगते हो..!!

104. एक हसरत थी की _कभी वो भी हमे मनाये..पर ये कम्ब्खत Dil कभी उनसे रूठा ही नही..!!





105, क्या ऐसा नहीं हो सकता हम Pyaar मांगे… और तुम hme गले लगा के कहो, “और कुछ..??

106. !Main apna app ka chehra bhul skta hu paar tumhara nahi…

107. पैसे का तो पता नहीं Pagli, पर कुछ जगह पर नाम ऐसा कमाया है K वहाँ Paisa नहीं मेरा Naam चलता है ।”

108. सुधरी हे तो बस मेरी आदते… वरना मेरे SHOUNK.. वो तो आज भी तेरी औकात से ऊँचे हैं…!!!

109. Ab aur nahi hoti ishq ki ghulami, humse Usse kaho kise hor ki ho jaye..!

110. Pyaar करता हु इसलिए फ़िक्र करता हूँ, नफरत करुगा तो जिक्र भी नही करुगा

111. लगता है बारिश Ko भी… कब्ज़ हो गयी है… मौसम बनता है पर आती नहीं…

112. Akela aaya tha akela he jauga, Aaj Haara hu ek na ek din jeet k Dikhauga.

113. I Am Rich Because I Don’t Have Only MoNey,!!

114. ना pimple वाली के लिये, ना dimple वाली के लिये, ये DP है सिर्फ अपनी simple वाली के लिये

115. Attitude तो बचपन से है, जब पैदा हुआ तो डेढ़ साल मैंने किसी से बात नही Kii।

116. आदत नई हमे पीठ पीछे वार करने Ki !!दो शब्द काम बोलते है पर सामने बोलते है !!

117. Tum Badlo Tu Majboriyan Hain,Hum Badlein To hum BeWafa ho gye app ke layie..!!

118. Takleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log vase hi badnaam karte rehte hai!!

119. #Akkal badam khane se nahi dhake khane se aati hai…!

120. !!Fiqr kar uski jo aapki fiqr kre, Vase to zindgi mai bhut hai hamdard Insaan…

121. Main marne k liye nahi peeta … Main to peene k liye marta hun Hamesha.!

122. !Main apna app ka chehra bhul sakta hu paar tumhara nahi…

123. शराब और मेरा कई बार Breakup हो चुका है; पर कमबख्त हर बार मुझे मना लेती है।

124. !Aksar Diya wohi bhujate hai … jo pehle usse Rosan karte hai

125. !!Bimaar Admi ke saath koyi, bimaar nahi ho jaata hai…

126. A tear is made up of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.

127. Jo beet geya use socha nahi karte ,!jo mil gya use khoya nahi karte…

128. Dosti phul se karoge toh mehek jaoge,Barish se karoge toh bhig jaoge,suraj se karoge toh jal jaoge,mujse karoge toh bigad jaoge, aur nayi karoge toh kaha jaoge.

129. Aapko jo jab dekha hamne, mano laga ki zindagi mil gayi hai..

130. Kaash tum mout hoti,,,Toh ek din jaroor meri hoti,

131. Fikr toh teri aaj bhi karte hain,Bas jikr karne ka hak nhi raha ..

132. Din to kutto k aate hey…Hamara to Zamana Ayega.
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